CORNY Corner: Laughter is free

The following are just a collection of article that could tickle your emotion...its free to smile so if you feel like don't stop yourself...

*NEWFLASH!!! Three smart monkeys on the loose..
No. 1 was found in the library;
No. 2 was found using the computer; and luckily
No. 3 was caught browsing this site....(smile)

* What is a kiss?
Its an uptown shopping for a downtown business.
Kiss is an upper persuasion for a lower invasion...

* Don't forget the two most important things to do when when you wake up:
1. Pray so that you may live and
2. Brush your teeth so that others may live too!!!!

* Please don't send me cheap messages cause I come from a rich family...
My parents are in the steel and iron industry...My mom irons and my dad steals...

* Three Stages of Life:
First, when you have time and energy but no money.
Second, when you have the money and energy but no time.
Third, when have all the time and money but no energy!!!hmmmmmmmm

* What are the symbolic bird?
For peace........... Dove
for birth............ Stork
for love ...........Love birds
for aggression .......... Eagle
for death ................Vulture
for knowledge........Owl and
for Birth Control............its Swallow....(smile)

* Survey present the result on what married men do after love making..
Result reveals that:
10 % turn to their side and sleep
10 % go to the CR and
80 % put on their clothes and go home to thier wife!!! wowwwwwwwww

Hope you enjoy reading these...SMILE...