Those Creatures Called Women by Anonymous

If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy;
If you're not, she thinks you're rugged.

If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman;
If you don't, you're not a man.

If you're praising her, she thinks you're lying;
If you don't, you're good for nothing.

If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing;
If you don't, you're not understanding.

If you make romance, you're an experienced man;
If you don't , you're a half man.

If you vist her often, she thinks its boring;
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you're a minute late, she complaints its hard to wait;
If you come on time for hours, she makes you wait.

If you propose love within brief acquaintances, you're a fresh guy;
If you postpone it 'till late, she wonders why.

If you fail to assist her in crossing the street, you lack ethics;
If you do, she thinks its just a man's tactics.

If you're jealous, she says its bad;
If you're not, she doubts your love and doesn't like it.

If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her;
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you listen, she wants you to talk;
If talk, she wants you to listen.

If you contradict her, she does not like it;
If you don't, she thinks you're gullible.

Oh! women...so simple...yet so complex
Sooo confusing..and yet so desirable...